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So I went out with my best friend since Ramadan’s over and he always gets wasted the night after.

I decided I’d leave early and just as I left, a hot girl who I don’t remember at all was like “Hey, you’re leaving?! You’re Mickey, right!?”

I was like “yeah” then she did the Hey Mickey song and hugged me, and I just stood there and grinned like an idiot and left.

And now I’m back home, ready to crash and be up for work tomorrow.


tagged: #I still have no idea how to smoothly react to someone singing Hey Mickey at me

Reblog - 13 hours ago - 34228 Notes

Charlie Day’s Merrimack College Commencement Address. [x]

(Source: mattyberninger)


reblogged from vaguelydisinterested
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So that cookie binge put me back up to the 240’s.


tagged: #I'm an idiot #100% regret it


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wholove:

'Doctor Who: Peter Capaldi promises 'no flirting' with sidekick in new series'

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reblogged from minzapinza

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mindfulwrath:

thatisludicrous:

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand

her mouth is hanging open ldkjlgkj

I’d like to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative.

mindfulwrath:

thatisludicrous:

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand

her mouth is hanging open ldkjlgkj

I’d like to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative.

(Source: 4gifs)


reblogged from hufflepuffhoneybadger

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How is Lucy doing so well at the box-office? 


tagged: #the trailer seemed so cheesy #lucy

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So how’s everyone doin tonight?



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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty)


reblogged from samuel-adams

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kamenriderdickbutts:

gingbat:

noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.

kamenriderdickbutts
someday you’ll do stop motion fig gifs, right? I’m holding out hope for it someday

I am to fucking lazy for that. sorry

kamenriderdickbutts:

gingbat:

noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.

kamenriderdickbutts
someday you’ll do stop motion fig gifs, right? I’m holding out hope for it someday

I am to fucking lazy for that. sorry


reblogged from nichiyoubidesu