So I went out with my best friend since Ramadan’s over and he always gets wasted the night after.
I decided I’d leave early and just as I left, a hot girl who I don’t remember at all was like “Hey, you’re leaving?! You’re Mickey, right!?”
I was like “yeah” then she did the Hey Mickey song and hugged me, and I just stood there and grinned like an idiot and left.
And now I’m back home, ready to crash and be up for work tomorrow.
tagged: #I still have no idea how to smoothly react to someone singing Hey Mickey at me
Charlie Day’s Merrimack College Commencement Address. [x]
reblogged from vaguelydisinterested
hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand
her mouth is hanging open ldkjlgkj
I’d like to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
What playing with action figures felt like.someday you’ll do stop motion fig gifs, right? I’m holding out hope for it someday
I am to fucking lazy for that. sorry